Imagine you're a Merrill wealth adviser, sipping coffee in some gilded tower, when suddenly the brass greenlights you to hawk Bitcoin ETFs like they're...
Imagine Bitcoin as that unbreakable cockroach in a post-apocalyptic flick, scampering through nuclear winters while the critics sharpen their pens for the kill shot....
Bitcoin's been on a textbook price action rollercoaster, plunging below $88K amid a $23.6 billion options expiry that's got everyone clutching their pearls.
The...